As you know that Santa Claus is a very good guy, he gives gifts for the kids and the poor people… Anyway, after he finished his tour in Europe, Australia … etc, he went to Dubai.
He was talking to his deer saying " Am in Middle East now but I haven't been in Baghdad before… I think we have to go there this year? There're a lot of people there who need a smile and a gift for Christmas".
He asked his deer to take him to Iraq and especially to Baghdad; he spent three hours in the sky looking for a house with a Christmas tree (Natural not Artificial), then suddenly he stopped his cart and start shouting " I found one, I found one, I found a house with a Christmas tree", he looked around trying to figure out how he will get inside this house, he said " This house is strangely designed! I can't find a chimney to get inside the house", he looked around the house to find an open door or window he couldn't find any; because all doors and windows have bars to keep the house safe and protected.
Finally he found a whole in the window where the swam cooler is, he put the gifts near the tree and decided to leave when he heard someone was shouting " Thief, Thief " and it is just few seconds when the shooting start using all kind of weapons. Santa Claus felt scared and start running and jumping from house to other and he didn't know what happened, he thought that a war starts.
Few minuets later, Police and Army came; some one was telling them that he saw him putting an IED, other saying that he saw him wearing bomb belt and other saying that he was driving a bomb cart!!
Finally, a Police officer jump on Santa Claus and catch him, then the police and army start beating him, they took his cell phone and there were 400 $ that they took it from him too. And then they said "Well, it seems he is an old crazy guy and let's be kind with old people" so they decided to release him after taking everything from him.
Santa Claus back to the house that he landed on its roof and he couldn’t find his cart, he asked a little kid there " Do you know what happened to my cart?" , kid replied " They steal it" then Santa Claus said " What about the Deer?", the kid answered surprised " Which Deer you are talking about? They are only few donkeys and broken cart, I saw number of mobile vendors for flour taking it"
Santa Claus felt bad, so he decided to walk his way to home especially he has nothing now, he felt tired, so he stopped a bus and tell the driver that he doesn't have money, the driver said " Hey Man, no worries, the life still good" then few minuets of driving and IED blown up in street throw him away in other district where few men where standing, one of those men stopped Santa Claus asking him " Where are you from?" and poor Santa Claus starts telling them his story and they didn't believe him so they torturing him trying to find out if he's Shiatte or Sunni, he didn't know what they are talking about . They decided to cut his head when two of his deer show up with his cart and saved him.
Santa Claus felt so happy, he thought that he is safe now and the nightmare end but after few second of flying in the sky, the terrorists launch their mortars and one of these mortars hit his cart so he jump on one of his deer and runaway ……
Santa Claus finally made it to his home and he Thanks God for that but he decided to resign from his job after his adventure in Baghdad.
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Nibras, My heart is happy to see you posting again after a very long absence. Please emailme and tell me how you are, I have lost your email.... Peace and Love to you and your countrymen. Jeanie....
Happy Birthday to you, Nibras......
peace is all I wish for you..
Jeanie
Dear Nibras:
Thank you again for the service you provide to the world, if only allowing Americans a small glance into the havoc we have unleased on your country.
I wanted to post a shout out to you, and anyone else who cares (I am going to assume you either care or are too polite to tell me that you don't care what I have to say) about my anger at President George Bush's State of the (American) Union speech on January 28.
Per usual, let me post this disclaimer:
Any and all statements in this comment are the opinions (deranged and otherwise) of Bill Abendroth (especially the libelous ones), and should not in any way be attributed to Nibras, "Day in Irag," this web server, or any person in their right mind, living or dead-------
Objectively speaking, President George W. Bush is a dick. A peepee. A schmuck. A putz among putzes. And he is our leader.
During the State of the Union of George Bush denying reality, the President boldly proclaimed how the 'Coalition Forces' in Iraq met al qaida, and kicked their ass. Well, cowabunga there big guy. Of course, we are defeating an 'enemy' that did not exist before we invaded Iraq. Yes, sports fans, Sadam Hussein's Iraq not only had no weapons of mass destruction (which is what Hans Blix and the UN weapons inspectors were telling everyone who would listen prior to the US invasion), but moreover Sadam had no connections with al qaida, bin Laden, or any international terrorist group--let alone one involved with the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center, or aimed at attacking the US in any way.
But now, five years later, the enemy we created is almost defeated. Almost. Well, kind of. Of course, it took the deaths of over 4,000 Americans, 650,000 Iraqis, complete destruction of a nation, and a cost of $490 billion. But hey--at this rate, another five years and $500 billion, Iraq should be at the same crappy level of development as when we invaded.
How much is $490 billion? That breaks down to $275 million a day, or $5 billion a month. President Bush vetoed the proposal to expand SChip--the program to provide health care for children--on the grounds that an increase of $10 billion over five years was more than the US could afford. Five years of health care v. two months of quagmire in Iraq--you decide. And in a country of an estimated population of 27.5 million. It would be far cheaper, and more cost effective, to offer each 'insurgent' $20,000. (USD) to give up their guns, and move to Afghanistan to grow opium poppies--like everyone else there.
Then President Bush has the nerve to commend the Iraqi Government for finally 'fixing' de-Ba'thification,' and addressing the dissolution of the Iraqi Army. Swell. By the by, who was the moron who ordered dismissal of anyone with any Ba'th Party ties from Government and 'private' industry? Some al qaida mucky muck? HINT: it was the same guy who dissolved the Iraqi Army, throwing hundreds of thousands of men into unemployment, when unemployment was already the biggest problem in Iraq. Probably some Quisling tool from Iran, right? Close--You are right about the 'tool' part: Medal of Freedom Winner Procounsul Paul Bremer ('Bremer Hussein' to the Iraqis), head of the Iraq Coalition Provisional Authority (CPA), was the author of those two declarations. They were the first two actions by the CPA: CPA Resolutions numbers one and two. They are also widely regarded as the two biggest mistakes made by the CPA. At his confirmation hearings, Robert Gates when asked what he saw were mistakes made by the US in post-Sadam Iraq, he said first, the de-Ba'thification resolution, and second, dissolving the Iraqi Army. Now, five years later, Iraq still hasn't recovered from those two actions.
Just how bad was the CPA? When Bremer was in charge, the US Military said that 'CPA' stood for 'Can't Produce Anything.' In you haven't read Thomas Ricks 'Fiasco,' you should. But to get the full picture of US incompetence and corruption, you should read Rajiv Chandrasekaran's 'Imperial Life in the Emerald City, Inside Iraq's Green Zone.'
And here we are, on January 28, 2008, President Bush is standing up there, squawking about how 'al qaida' hates us because of our 'freedom.' Our Freedom. In 2004, Michael Scheuer wrote in 'Imperial Hubris' in no small part to show how wrong and moronic (not to mention dangerous) the view 'Terrorists hate us because of our freedom' really is. No wonder Mr. Scheuer resigned from the CIA. I see him grabbing then CIA director George Tenent's tie, pulling Tenent's head down, and clunking Tenent's head while yelling 'Hello? Hello? Anyone home? Anyone?'--Just like Biff did to Marty McFly's dad in 'Back to the Future.'
I guess no one is at home, after all.
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